darkohexar:

You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:

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And my all-time favorite:

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ITS HALLOWEEN MONTH I CAN WATCH NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Sunglasses Emoji

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

It’s reached that time of year where I manage to split my lip every time I sneez

iwishstevebuscemiwasmydad:

me: sees a bug in my room

me: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have any money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave now, that’ll be the end it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.