You know what my favorite thing about the Pokemon TCG is? The attack names:
And my all-time favorite:
There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
me: sees a bug in my room
me: I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. if you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have any money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave now, that’ll be the end it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.