I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting
fall out boy according to google
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
*presses exit game*
"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"
"I should just in case"
Americans, I think it’s high time us British folk introduced you to our God
Let’s not forget Satan
it’s like our whole world revolves around comparison websites
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
watching a new tv show after hearing about it on tumblr and then getting addicted to it